It’s been three days since I have left the hospital. It’s been a long journey, but I made it. We left the hospital in my Daddy’s ride on Friday, Feb. 25, 2005. Let me tell you, my Daddy drives like a maniac. He thinks he is a good driver, but he isn’t even close. He is so jerky. We arrived at my new digs unharmed. We approached the driveway and there where three of Daddy and Mommy’s friends there to greet us. Bryson, Melissa, and Austin Koehler we super excited to meet me. That Austin is a cute kid, but at the age of 1 he is just too old for me. Also there to meet me was this large stork in the front lawn. Let me tell you, that was creepy. I feel like it wants to eat me. I some times wake up at night thinking it is watching me. I can’t wait for my parents to take that down.
Once we walked into the house my sister, Jasper, was right there waiting to meet me. She is a beautiful dog. I’m not shocked. After all, she is another Credendino. My parents were eager to show me around the house right away. However, I had other plans. I made them get rid of that surprise I had been keeping in my diaper first. I love relieving myself, but I hate getting changed. I love to cry and let everybody know that I am uncomfortable when undressed. They will get the hint soon, won’t they?
Once freshened up, we took a stroll through the new place. I love my house. I especially love the Georgia room. There is all of this cool Georgia paraphernalia that I will have fun with as I get older. I get worried about breaking something in this room when I get older. My Daddy will throw a fit. He can be a scary man. I’m not worried though, I’ll have him trained real fast. He will be wrapped around my long fingers in no time. My nursery is kick butt too. Grandma Susan, Aunt Kelly, and Mommy did a great job decorating. My Dad didn’t do any of the painting. I heard that he was watching college football with my Uncle Shane the entire time. What a pig. He did put up crown molding, however, with his friend Brooks. They did an awesome job. After all, he is a Credendino (see a theme here?).
I love sleeping in my crib. I can sleep forever, but my Mommy keeps waking me. Shouldn’t it be the other way around? She better watch herself. I am tempted to keep her up all night if she keeps this up. My parents better learn quickly that I like my sleep and I don’t like being changed. After all, I’m a Credendino.
I really like my neighbors too. That Kristine is really nice; I can’t say much for her husband, Eric. He seems afraid of me. I’m not sure why, because he is next on the parenting list; I can feel it. They brought over some food for us. I don’t get to eat it though. I guess it is ‘grown up’ food. Aren’t they special? My parents think it is so cool to be grown ups. Well, I know that I have it way better than both of them. Who else can suck on breasts and crap their pants and be complimented for doing so? Being a kid rocks!
All in all, it’s been a great few days. I got to meet all of my grand parents too! Some are even staying with me for the next few weeks. I have some cool pictures with Grandpa Credendino and Nana Cathy. I’ll be getting pictures with the rest of the family soon. Make sure you continue to take a look.
I have been receiving tons of e-mails from my friends, family, and fans. I will be posting some of them soon, as promised earlier. I encourage you to keep sending me messages. I love hearing from you. My Mommy is going to put them into a scrap book for me when I get older. That is really cool. My Mom is awesome! My Dad is really cool too. I know that I am going to be as cool as them. After all, I’m a Credendino.
– Brooke
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February 28, 2005
PS: I posted updated pictures once more. There are some really cool ones where I am in my UGA gear.